I'm really worried about my uncle Cleetus! He was really wrecked when he heard 'Murica was going to have to pay for this wall! ANOTHER campaign promise broken!! He shook his head and headed for the gun safe! All we could do was try and console him. "Thank the baby Deezus that Obummer didn't take your guns away!!" We tried to reason with him! He took pause as he was sliding another shell into his high capacity magazine clip... a sly smile graced his face, he paused...we waited.... he said "gimme another pull off da Beam!" Whew!
We all smiled and chuckled as we filtered out of the house! We just didn't have the heart to tell him that his coal mining job was NOT coming back and on top of that he was losing his health insurance, his 24 year old (college attending) son was no longer covered under his health insurance, and his dia-beee-tusss, would now be excluded and not covered as a pre-existing condition!
BUT.... Thank God he voted for Trump! Hillary for prizon, YO!
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